One morning while making breakfast, a man walked up to his wife, pinched her on her butt, and said, “You know, if you firmed this up we could get rid of your girdle. ”
This statement disgusted his wife, but she decided to keep quiet.
The next morning the man woke his wife with a pinch on the breast and said, “You know if you firmed these up we could get rid of your bra. ”
She was so appalled that she couldn’t keep silent, so she rolled over and grabbed him by his package with a tight grip. She smiled and said, “You know, if you firmed this up we could get rid of the postman, the gardener, the butler, the pool man, and your brother. ”
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