Johnny and his father were taking a walk, when Johnny noticed two dogs mating.
Johnny asks his father, “What are those dogs doing?”
“Well they are making puppies,” his dad says.
The next day they see the same dogs mating and already Johnny says, “Hey they are making puppies!”
That night Johnny walks in on his parents having sex. Curious, Johnny asks, “What are you two doing?”
“Well we are making you a baby sister,” said his dad.
“No no no” yells Johnny, “roll her over and make me some puppies!”
Monday, July 6, 2009
Thursday, February 5, 2009
Got firmed up?!
One morning while making breakfast, a man walked up to his wife, pinched her on her butt, and said, “You know, if you firmed this up we could get rid of your girdle. ”
This statement disgusted his wife, but she decided to keep quiet.
The next morning the man woke his wife with a pinch on the breast and said, “You know if you firmed these up we could get rid of your bra. ”
She was so appalled that she couldn’t keep silent, so she rolled over and grabbed him by his package with a tight grip. She smiled and said, “You know, if you firmed this up we could get rid of the postman, the gardener, the butler, the pool man, and your brother. ”
This statement disgusted his wife, but she decided to keep quiet.
The next morning the man woke his wife with a pinch on the breast and said, “You know if you firmed these up we could get rid of your bra. ”
She was so appalled that she couldn’t keep silent, so she rolled over and grabbed him by his package with a tight grip. She smiled and said, “You know, if you firmed this up we could get rid of the postman, the gardener, the butler, the pool man, and your brother. ”
Santa talking to son about Sex
Santa to his son: I think it’s right time we should talk about sex!
Pappu: Sure dad, what do you wanna know…?
Pappu: Sure dad, what do you wanna know…?
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